One day, this girl said to her boyfriend, “Hey, I want you to come over for dinner tonight and meet my parents. Then I want you to make love to me.”
And the boy says, “Okay.”
So the boy goes to a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Hey, I’m going over to my girlfriend’s house for dinner to meet her parents tonight and then we’re gonna have sex. But I’ve never had sex before, so what should I know?”
So the pharmacist tells him everything he needs to know about sex and stuff, and then he asks him if he wants a six-pack of condoms, a twelve-pack, or the family size.
“I better take the family size. I think I’m gonna be pretty busy tonight.”
So the boy goes over to his girlfriend’s house, and they all sit down to dinner after introductions. The boy says, “Hey, let’s say grace, everybody.”
So everyone bows their heads and the boy starts saying grace. After five minutes, he’s still saying grace. Ten minutes. Fifteen minutes. After twenty minutes, the girl leans over and says, “I didn’t know you were this religious.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist.”
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