Deli Man

There was a guy who owned a Deli. All he knew how to say was:
1. 50 Cents
2. Very Fresh
3. Bye bye, come again.

One day a man came in a asked “How much are these grapes?”. The owner replied “50 cents”. Once again the man asked “Are these grapes fresh?”. The owner replied “Very fresh”. The man bought them and the owner said “Bye bye, come again”

Another day a robber came in. “How much do you have in your cash register?” The Robber said. The owner replied “50 cents”. The Robber got angry. “Are you trying to be fresh with me?”. “Very fresh” the owner replied. The Robber was just about to put his hands on him when the cops came. When he was taken out the owner said “Bye bye, come again.”

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