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There were four men and they were making a house the owner (fourth one) asked the secound one to get 2 million dollers and he went off to get 2 million dollers

The owner asked the second man to get 2 millions dollers worth of bricks and cement so he got it

The owner asked the second man to get some ping pong balls so he went off to get ping pong balls

The first 2 men came back 1 hour later and the second man came back 2 years later all scratched and injerd and he had a sack over his shoulder and the third man said here you go I have got king kongs balls and the owner looked puzzled and said NOT KING KONGS BALL PING PONG BALLS

(For retards a ping pong ball is a table tennis ball)


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