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husband and wife

so there was this realy sick husband and his wife took him to the hospittal. at the hospital the doctor pulls the wife aside and tells her, “look, your husband is very sick. if he gets stressed out even at the least, he will die. this meens that he cannot work, and you must give him whatever he wants whenever, even if its living hell for you.” she sais” wow thats a lot of work!”
so on their way out of the hospital the husband said, :what did the doctor say? the wife responded:your gonna die.


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