New Farmer

So a city man moves to out into the country and decides to be a farmer, so he goes out to buy some farm animals.
He reaches the first farm and asks the farmer
“Can I buy a rooster?”
And the farmer says
“A what?”
“A rooster!”
“Ohhhh, around here we call them ‘cocks’”
So the man buys one and drives to the next farm.
“Can I buy a hen?”
And the farmer says
“A what?”
“A hen!”
“Ohhhh around here we call them ‘pullits’”
So the man buys one and drives to the next farm.
“Can I buy a donkey?”
“A what?”
“A donkey!”
“Ohhhhh around here we call them ‘asses’”
So the man buys one and is driving down the highway when the donkey starts to get agitated. The man pulls over and goes to the back of the truck, but when he opens the door, the rooster and the hen try to escape. A nice elderly woman stops and asks
“Can I help you sir?”
So the man says
“That would be great! Can you just hold my cock and pullit while I scratch me ass?”

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