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It was a really long time ago, and there were newly weds living in a house. It was Christmas eve, and the husband really wanted a child, and he knew Santa wasn’t real, but the thought he would give it a shot.His wife was out buying last minute Christmas presents for her friends. The husband went down to the mall where his best friend worked as Santa. He said ” hey buddy, this is kinda personal, I want a baby for Christmas, but i don’t think my wife wants one. ” And so his friend, wondering why he was going to ” Santa ” for help. Seeing a little kid watching him, the friend said ” Umm, I’ll talk to the Big Guy about that.” The husband says ” Great, thanks buddy. “

Then the wife comes home on Christmas morning and says ” I’m pregnant ! “

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