What is your name, dear child?

It’s the first day of school. A kid walks in the room and the teacher greets him and asks,”What is your name, dear child?” The kid frowns and shrugs his shoulder. The teacher was befuddled at his stubbornness and says,”Well, come back tomorrow and please be able to tell me your name; if you don’t know your name, I’m pretty sure you won’t know much in school.”

Later that day, the kid enters his older sister’s room and asks her,”What is my name?” She turns around facing him with a cell phone held against her ear. “Shut up, you twit!”

The kid turns to exit the room, quite bewildered. He finds his dad, sitting on the couch cheering his team on. The kid asks him,”What is my name?” Dad hears him not and instead answers,”49-ers, 49-ers!” -at the very top of his lungs.

The kid rolls his eyes and stumbles into the kitchen to find his mom cooking. “What’s my name?” he whispers. Mom was about to answer him-,”Ah-”, when she instead looks at the stove.”MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING”.

The next day, the kid entered the room slowly. The teacher walks up to him and once again asks him,”What is your name, dear child?” The kid answers her,”Shut up, you twit!” The teacher gasps and immediately sends him to the principal’s office. The principal- a typical evil person, asks him with sinister sarcasm,”Now how many whippings shall I give today?” “49-ers, 49-ers!” the kid replies, clueless of what he was saying.

The principal’s playful eyes jumped at his, and a menacing grin swept across her face. “Forty-nine whippings; that’s perfect!”

A belt is greedily pulled out of a bookshelf, hidden behind a variety of disciplinary books. The belt was swung forty-nine times against the poor kid’s hind-quarters, each one with two seconds of anticipation between.

At the last swing, the kid whimpered,”MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING.”

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