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Yo Momma's So Fat...

These are some of the classic Yo Momma’s So Fat jokes that some of you older folks may remember or have heard recently:

Yo momma’s so fat she fell into the great canyon and got stuck.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she farted she launched into orbit.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she sat down on Mt. Everest it broke.

Yo momma’s so fat, she needs a map to find her butt.

I understand those who take this as an offense.


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