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There were three men and they wanted to get in to heaven.

And God said I have to ask you each a question

The first mans question was ‘what was the name of the first man’ and he said adam so he got in

The second mans question was ‘what is the garden adam and eve went into’ and he said the garden of eaden so he got in

The third mans question was ‘what was the first thing eve said to adam’ and he said oh thats a hard one and god said yes correct you can come in

Get it hard one hard penis


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