She Knows How It Ends

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to
her throat, said, “Red, I’m going to screw your brains out!”

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, “No,
you’re not. You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book.”

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