Boy's Ferrari and Girl's Garage

Two kids, one boy and one girl, were playing in a sandbox one day. Obviously, they didn’t know what was happening, so they both went home.

When the boy got home, he asked his dad, pointing to his penis, “What’s that, Dad?”

The dad replies, “That’s your Ferrari and you can park it in any girl’s garage you want.”

The girl goes home and asks her mom, pointing to her genitals, “What’s that, Mom?”

The mom replies, “That’s your garage, and don’t let any boys park their Ferrari in it!”

The next day, the girl comes home with her hands all bloodied up. The mom asked, “What happened?”

The girl says, “Well, this boy tried to park his Ferrari in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off!”

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