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the first 4 letters of the alphabet

Once a boy went to school.The teacher asked him “what is the first four letters of the alphabet.The boy said he doesn’t know.The teacher said to him to go home and learn the first 4 letters of the alphabet.

The boy went home and asked his mom “what is the first letter of the alphabet?his mom said “shut up it doesn’t matter”

the boy then asked his brother “what is the second letter of the alphabet?” his brother said batman”

he asked his sister “what is the third letter of the alphabet?” she said”today is my birthday,today is my birthday”.the boy asked his father “what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?”his father said in the gabage,in the garbage”so the boy wwent to school.the teacher said to the boy”did u study?”the boy said shut up it doesn’t matter.the teacher said who you think you are?he said batman.the teacher said let’s go to the principal.the boy said today is my birthday,today is my birthday.the teacher said where is your brain.the boy said in the garbage,in the garbage.


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