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A hike to never forget.

There are 3 guys and they go for a hike in the forest. About halfway through their trip they stumble upon a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals tell them they have to preform a task otherwise they will be eaten. The 3 guys agree, and the cannibals tell them to go into the forest and find 10 Fruits and bring them back. They all go off on their own to find 10 fruits and guy #1 comes back to the cannibal tribe with 10 apples. The cannibals now say, you must shove all 10 of those up you butt without making a face expression or any noises. So he tries to push 1 apple up there and starts yelling, so the cannibals eat him. Guy #2 comes back with 10 grapes, and the cannibals say, you must shove all 10 of those up you butt without making a face expression or any noises. So guy #2 shoves, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the 9th grape he starts cracking up laughing. So the cannibals eat him. Guy #1 and Guy #2 meet up in heaven and guy #1 asks guy #2 why he was laughing. Guy #2 says he saw guy #3 comming out of the forest with pineapples.


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