The bar bet and a horse

Ok so a guy walks into a bar and sits down. The guy next to him says “howdy” so he responds “hello” Then the guy next to him says “wanna make a bet” So he responds “sure…see that horse out there? i bet i can make that horse laugh…then make it cry” so the guy next to him says “all right” so he walks outside and stands by the horse. He then whispers in its ear and the horse starts laughing hysterically. Then he walks around the horse then when he comes to the front of it he pulls down his pants. The horse then for some reason puts its head down as if it were crying. The guy comes back in and says “you owe me a beer” the guy he bet with says “ok but first..how the hell did u do that?” so he responds “simple really. i said that my dick dick was bigger than his. Then i showed him.” ^.

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