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Another version of the "Cannibal Joke"

There were 3 men held captive by cannibals. The leader of the cannibals ordered the three men to find any fruit of their choosing and stick it inside their nose without laughing. The first man gathered grapes and started to put it inside his nose. However, halfway, he laughed. The cannibals killed him and he went immediately to Heaven. The second man had an orange and started to put it inside his nose. He was almost finished when he started laughing, and the cannibals killed him and he went straight to Heaven. The first one asked the second one, “Why did you laugh?” To which the second one replied, “Well, I was doing fine, until I remembered seeing the third one bring a jackfruit [a fruit with a spiky covering] with him!”


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