Moose and Rabbit

Moose and Rabbit were walking through the forest when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed the lamp and set free the genie inside.

“Thank you for freeing me,” said the genie. “I will now grant you each three wishes.”

Rabbit went first.

“I wish I had a skateboard!” said rabbit.

So the genie gave her a skateboard.

Moose, who was a little down on his love life, went next.

“I wish I was the only male moose in this entire forest!”

Poof! All the male moose were gone.

Rabbit went again.

“I wish I had a hat.”

So the genie gave rabbit a hat.

Moose was not satisfied.

“I wish I was the only male moose on the entire continent!”

Suddenly, all the male moose on the continent were gone.

“I wish I-”

“NO! I WISH I WAS THE ONLY MALE MOOSE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!” Interrupted moose.

”…I wish moose was gay.” said rabbit.

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