Three assassins

There are three assassins on a plane each of them a carying a weaopn the first-a batle axe two-a sword three-a granade they dont want to be caught by security so they through thier weapons out the window.

When they land they decide to look araund.

The first one sees a girl crying asskes whats the problem she says “a axe fell on my dog and killed it”

The second one finds a boy quite shocked he asked whats so interesting he says “a sword fell onto a car pierced the roof and killed the driver!”

The third one sees a boy laughing his head off he askes whats so funny he says “my dad farted and the house blew up!”

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