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The Great Mouse Divorce

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey, “You say here that your wife is crazy.”

Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking
Goofy.”


Tags: mickey mouse minnie mouse divorce marriage crazy goofy dirty

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