Im dead?

Bob went to sleep one night and woke up and was at the pearly gates with st. peter and he said ” what the heck? where am i?” st peter replied “bob you died in your sleep your in heaven” then bob started to panic “oh no i cant be dead, my wife, my kids they need me. is there any way you can send me back just so i can keep an eye on my family?” st peter thought for a second and he said “yes but the only way i can send you back to earth is if you go back as a chicken” bob looked confused for a second then he got excited “okay that will work there is a farm right next to my house, can you put me there” and before st. peter replied …POOF… bob was on the farm and was inspecting himself he noticed he had feathers and realised where he was at.. he had a perfect view of his home. Then he noticed a rooster come walking by kinda looking at him funny then he got this overwhelming bloated feeling like his insides were going to explode and he panicked looked at the rooster and said i feel like im going to explode, whats wrong with me? the rooster laughed he said duhh stupid your about to lay a egg, just let it out just let it go. and so bob did, wow he had never felt so relieved and it seemed as soon as the releif came it was overwhelmed with another spell of extreme bloating but this time it was worse, bob about fell over in pain it was so bad, then the rooster said get up just push it out your just laying another egg, so bob pushed again and was releived but this time the rooster had his wifes voice and it said “BOB WAKE UP YOUR POOPING IN THE BED AGAIN!!!!!”

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