The Mexican Man, The Chinese Man and the Aggie

(Note: “Aggie” is a Texas term for those who go to Texas A&M. Just replace the word “aggie” with whoever you feel like making fun of.)

A Mexican man, a Chinese man and an Aggie were all working at a construction site. They sat down to take their lunch break together.
“Another burrito?” said the Mexican man, opening his lunch box. “I swear, if I get another burrito tomorrow, I’m jumping off of this building.”
“Another eggroll?” said the Chinese man, opening his lunch box. “I swear, if I get another eggroll tomorrow, I’m jumping off of this building.”
“Another ham sandwich?” said the Aggie, opening his lunch box. “I swear, if I get another ham sandwich tomorrow, I’m jumping off of this building.”
Well, the next day came. The Mexican man found a burrito in his lunch box, the Chinese man found an eggroll in his lunch box, and the Aggie found a ham sandwich in his lunch box.
So they all jumped off the building, to their deaths.
At the funerals of the three men, the Mexican man’s wife lamented, “If I had known that my husband hadn’t wanted a burrito for lunch, I wouldn’t have packed a burrito!”
The Chinese man’s wife cried, “If I had known that my husband hadn’t wanted an eggroll for lunch, I wouldn’t have packed him an eggroll!”
“I don’t understand!” exclaimed the Aggie’s wife. “My husband packs his own lunch!”

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