Take a pee

A young mother was teaching her son how to take a pee. So she syas how to in steps.
1.Take out your Crown Jewels
2.Pull foreskin back
3.Let nature take its course
4.Push foreskin forward
5.Put away your Crown Jewels
6.Flush the toilet.

She regulary heard her son saying the numbers of the steps 1….2….3….4….5….6! All done mummy!

But one day she walked past his room and was disturbed to hear: 2…4…2…4…2…4

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