A Rabbit and a Bear

One day, a rabbit was getting chased by a bear. Suddenly, a magical green snake came out of nowhere. He said, “I shall grant each of you three wishes.” The bear starts, “I wish that every single bear in this forest was female.” Poof, everyone of them was female. The bear thinks to himself that that was a wonderful wish. The rabbit says, “I wish I had a motorcycle helmet.” Poof, the rabbit got a small helmet that fit him perfectly. The bear thinks to himself that the rabbit must be really dumb. “I wish that I every single bear in this continent was female.” Poof, every single bear in that continent was female. The bear now thinks to himself that that was an even better wish. “I wish I had a motorcycle,” said the rabbit. Poof, a little motorcycle pops up right next to the rabbit. Hmm, that was a pretty good wish, thought the bear. “I wish that every bear in this world was female,”said the bear. The bear was now fully content with himself. The rabbit hops on the motorcycle, guns the engine, and starts to ride away. “I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!” shouted the rabbit as he rode away.

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