Lost his car

This guy goes to a bar and get really drunk. He walks up to a police officer and says “Officer, I lost my car.”.
“Where did you last see it?”
“Right here” said the drunkard, as he held up his car key “on the end of this key”
“OK” said the police man, with a chuckle “I’ll take you down to the police station you can fill you the paper work, but first, I think you should zip up you fly.”
Drunk guy looks down and says:”Oh fuck.”
“What?”
“They got my girl, too!”

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