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Yo mama

yo mama so ugly she walked into a house and came out with a job application

yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died

yo mama so poor I walked into her house, stepped on a cigarette and she said “what are you doing putting out the heat!”

yo mama so fat she took a trip to Japan and everyone yelled GODZILLA!

yo mama so stoopid she went to disney world and seen a sign that said disney world left <-. so she went home

yo mama so skinny she hool-a-hooped through a cheerio

Time for the i did your mom sectoin!

your mama is like a race car, burns 50 rubbers in a day

your mama is like a hardware shop, 25c a screw

your mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn

your mama is like a corner store, ALL THE SNACKS YOU CAN EAT FOR CHEAP!


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