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3 blondes

There was once three blondes that were robbers so 1 night they were playing around and the cops came they didn’t know where to hide so they saw potatoe bags and they hid in them the police saw 3 potatoe bags and thought it was weird so he lifted the first bag and it was the first blondie and she say meow so the police thought it was just a cat and he lifted the second 1 and the second blondie made a barking sound and they thought it was a dog and they checked the last 1 and the third blondie said potatoes potatoes and the police found out there was 3 blondies they got sended to this arena and they were commanded to die so the police says any last words? and she said tornado! and she got away so the police officer says to the second blondie do you have any last words? and she says thunder and gets away and the police officer says the same thing to the third 1 but she says fire! and she died. But she ment that there was fire!


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