funny
a cop stops a guy and congratulates him for being the thousand driver he has stopped today with the seatbelt on. the cop says that the guy has won 10.000 dollars. the cop asks the driver what he is gonna do with the money.
the guy in the car said:
i think i will get a drivers license!
then the women who are sitting next to the guy says:
dont listen to him, he talks so much bullshit when he’s drunk!
then a voice from the backseat says:
i knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!
then it becomes quiet for a while and a noise from the trunk says:
have we crossed the border yet?
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