The girl and the abusive priest

One day there was this girl that went to her local church to talk to a priest for some help:

Girl: Hey Father

Priest: Hey!

Girl: Father i need your help.

Priest: How may i help you?

Girl: Father, i have sinned and been abused by this man

Priest: What did he do.

Girl: He forced me into intercourse with him.

Priest: How did this all happen?

Girl: He started by kissing me in the lips

Priest: You mean like this? (So the priest kisses the girl)

Girl: Yes father.

Priest: And then what?

Girl: Oh father, then he took my shirt off:

Priest: Like this? {takes her shirt off)

Girl: Yes father like that, and then he took my bra off and rubbed my bosoms.

Priest: Like this?(takes her bra off and rubs her bosoms

Girl: (giggling) Yes father

Priest: And then what did he do?

Girl: He took my pants and my undergarments off

Priest: You mean like this? (Takes her pants and her undergarments off)

Girl: Yes father.. and then he bend me over and put his you know what into my you know were.

Priest: getting ready are you saying like this? (bends her over and puts his you know what into her you know were)

Girl: yes father ohh like that and he went faster

The Father thrusting her

Priest: You mean like this?

Girl: Screaming in pleasure ohh yessssssss FATHER YES FATHER JUST LIKE THAT

It goes on for a while and the priest finished

Priest: you know that its not a sin for a two people to do that, its actually natural.

Girl: but father he had AIDS.

Priest: DAMN THAT BASTARD!!!!!!

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