The three religious men!! my friend told me this, i dont know where he got it, or if he just made it up...

There was 3 religious men on top of a building, one was a bhudist, one was a Chatholic, and one was from Iraq…….

The bhudist ask the other two men “do you really believe that the god in your religion is real?”

He wanted them to prove it..
betting their life on it, by jumping off the building to see if their god will save them..So the chatholic was like “hey im going to go first becouse i believe without a doubt that my god is real” so he jumps off and says “JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! OH FUCCCCCK!!!!” The chatholic guy died instantly, The guy from Iraq Laughs confidently and say “Yeah he is out of luck, The true god is the god i know” So he jumps off next, and says ” ALA ALA ALA” halfway down he realizes that it’s not working so he said ” JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!” right after he tried ALA! ALA! ALA! he was almost dead bout to die really quick without help so he was looking up at the monk waiting for him to jump too right before he dies….The Bhudist jumps off next and says “Bhuda! bhuda! bhuda!” and he softly floated down landing on 2 both feet without any danger…the Iraq guy looks at the bhudist and say your god is the true god after all….Then the bhudist took off his robe, he had a blue and red outfit with a cape, and he say ” Im SUPER MAN!! SUCKUH!!”

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