Buying with goods...

Val and his wife Jane had just moved into an apartment. One night for dinner, Jane fried potatoes for dinner. Val liked to eat fried patatoes with ketchup, but, to his disappointment, there was no ketchup. Val decided to go to the convenience store in the lobby downstairs to buy some, so he collected some change and went. He got to the store, picked up a bottle of ketchup, and went to the checkout where rthe storekeeper was standing.
“What is this ketchup for?” asked the storekeeper.
“I just can’t eat fries without ketchup.” replied Val.
“Get me some fries and I will give you this bottle.” replied the storekeeper.
Val went back upstairs puzzled, but none the less got some fries and took them to the storekeeper. He gave the fries to the storekeeper nad he got the ketchup for free…
A few days later, Val went to that store to buy Ceaser dressing. Again, to his surprise, the storekeeper wanted some of the undressed salad as a price for the dressing. Val now understood how the store operates.
A week later Val came to the store again with a can.
“Oh, what’s this?” asked the storekeeper.
Val handed the can to the storekeeper. The storekeeper opened the can to be hit in the face by a foul odour.
“What the hell is this for!?” asked the storekeeper in disgust.
“I need toilet paper.”

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