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horse joke

ok so this guy walks into a bar and sees a horse with a sign around its neck that says “If You Can Make Me Laugh You Can Have This Jar Of Money” so the guy says to himself ok what the hell, so the guy takes the horse into the bathroom and a min. later they both come out and the horse is laughing his ass off the guy takes the money and leaves next day the same guy comes back and to see the horse there again but this time the sign says “If You Can Make Me Cry You Can Have This Jar Of Money” the guy goes ok so he takes the horse in the bathroom and they both come out but the horse is crying his eyes out as the guy goes to take the money the bartender goes “Dude Thats My Horse What Did You Do To Him” well the guy says well i told him i had a bigger dick than him the bartender goes ok so how did you make him cry the guy says i showed him


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