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Won't you just kiss me?

“Doctor, would you kiss me?” says the patient.

“No”, says the doctor. “You are a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics.”

“Please, just one kiss”, she asks again.

“It’s totally out of the question,” he replies. “Strictly speaking you shouldn’t even be sucking my cock.”


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