another chance
these three guys went up to god and said please please can we have another chance and god say ok go do something bad. so one guy went and robbed a bank another guy went and killed a girl and the other guy went and killed a man. then they each went up to god and said ok we did something bad he said ok now each off you go and jump off that cliff and say what you want to be one guy said i wanna me a cat and turned into a cat the other guy said i wanna be a dog and turned into a dog the other guy said well i want a running start so he got a running start and then he accidently slipped off and sayed OH SHIT!!! and turrned into a pile of shit. P.S.my sister told me that joke and i thought it was preety funny and i decided to put it on here so i hope you and it and thank you.
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