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Shit, ShutUp, and Manners...

Once upon a day there were 3 people driving in a car and there names were Shit, ShutUp, and Manners.

Shit fell outa the car and manners went to help him. ShutUp kept driving to find help. he get pulled over by a cop for speeding and the cop askes his name. ShutUp says”, shutup”. the cop is like WTf@%@. and asks again. again he answers ”, shutup”. the cop is pretty pissed now and is like”, i will ask u one more time and u better give me an answer”. again shutup says”, SHUTUP”. the cop says ”,where are ur manners”. and shutup says ”, ‘bout 5 miles back pickin up shit”.

yayy!!


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