LOL.com Logo

Shit, ShutUp, and Manners...

Once upon a day there were 3 people driving in a car and there names were Shit, ShutUp, and Manners.

Shit fell outa the car and manners went to help him. ShutUp kept driving to find help. he get pulled over by a cop for speeding and the cop askes his name. ShutUp says”, shutup”. the cop is like WTf@%@. and asks again. again he answers ”, shutup”. the cop is pretty pissed now and is like”, i will ask u one more time and u better give me an answer”. again shutup says”, SHUTUP”. the cop says ”,where are ur manners”. and shutup says ”, ‘bout 5 miles back pickin up shit”.

yayy!!


Tags: funny manners shit shutup joke Funy fun awesome cool haha lol

Good balloon
Good: 5
  Bad balloon
Bad: 0
        Tmbo balloon
Poss. Off.: 1

Another Random Joke



babies 3 25/114 42
Shark Teeth 59/45 7
Look! Kittens! 319/75 30
dock 56/210 25
Skydiving 112/129 89
yo moma 115/171 51
yo moma 57/196 49
Mama Joke 91/180 35
the 3 kids and the genie 272/53 37
healthcare the way it should be 63/148 39
If Michael Jackson were a fish...... 78/299 125
The Hippie and the Nun 281/25 39
6 was scared of 7... 106/203 35
The REAL Jaws! 305/64 29
your mom & god 111/138 105
Archive

Contact Us | Our Weblog