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One day this man is driving in the middle of nowhere with a new company car. Its getting late and a storm sems to be coming. He see’s this house and stops. There is an old lady living there and he asked can i stay here the nighti wont bother you. She said yes sure ur room is on the left, DO NOT GO INTO THE RIGHT ONE!! Ok he says. That night he cant get to sleep and hears ballroom music coming from the right room. So he desides just to look through the keyhole. He sees a naked lady dancing. So he goes back to his room and after an hour he still cant get to sleep so he desides to look through the key hole a second time and all he sees is red. And he thinks hmm thats wierd well i better get to sleep. So the next morning the old lady offers to make him breakfast and they are sitting at the table eating and the man sas, ” i know u toldme not to go into the right room but i heard ballroom dancing and looked through the keyhole and saw a naked girl dancing, afew hours later i look through again and all i saw was red!! Why is that?”
Becasuse my daughter has red eyes!


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