This is a good joke read it till the end.
ok a girl,guy,and another guy go to Heaven. OK and Heaven’s gate an Angel comes down and says “This is Heaven you can do whatever you want just don’t step on a duck.” So the 3 people are thinking that this going to a piece of cake they go through Heaven’s gates and immediatly the 1st guy steps on a duck, the Angel that greated at the door come down and says “You have stped on a duck, so you will be chained to a hideous girl for eternity.” And the first person gets chained to a hideous person. So the guy and girlare thinking i am not stepping on a duck 2 hours later the other guy steps on a duck the same angel comes down and says that He must a hideous girl more hideous than the 1st girl. And so six months pasts and the girl has not stepped on a duck so the Angel comes down and says “It has been six months and you have not stepped on a duck so you will be chained to the hottest person ever (now think here about the hottest person you have ever seen now imagine being chained to him for eternity). And so she gets chained to the hottest person ever. One day she is sitting on a bench in Heaven next to the guy she is chained to, and she is sitting there just smiling about how she didn’t step on a duck. The dude looks over at her and says “I don’t know what you are smiling about but i stepped on a duck.”
(4 those who don’t get whoever steps on a duck gets chained to a hideous person he called her hideous).
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