Drop the load!

A Priest, a Construction Worker, and a Foot Soldier are on a plane, along with the captain. They are being escorted to a missionary camp in South Africa. Currently they are over the rural areas of France. Unfortunately, some of them forgot the weight limit.

Pilot – “We’re losing altitude, fast! We need to drop some of the load!”

The Construction Worker drops a cordless nail gun and a load of nails out of the small plane. The Priest drops a large crate of bibles, after praying God’s forgiveness.

Priest – “How’s that for the weight?”
Pilot – “Almost, but not good enough yet!”

Finally, the Foot Soldier drops a crate of Grenades, friction matches, C4, and a few blowtorches.

Foot Soldier – “Good enough?”
Pilot – “Yes, it should be. Unfortunately, we are running out of fuel, the weight of the items had already impaired the plane’s consumption.”

They stop for fuel in a small, family-owned airport. The three who are being escorted decide to go for a walk around the country while the plane is refilling. They see a kid laying on the ground, looking rather frightened.

Worker – “Hey, look, it’s my nail gun!”
Kid – “Umm… mister, could you help me please?”

The trio looks over to see the kid pinned down to the ground by nails.

Worker – “Oh, heh, yeah, sorry about that, little boy…”
Kid – “I won’t even ask as long as you help me up…”

The trio helps the kid up and they continue on their walk. They next come across a weeping boy, dressed all in black, with a cluster of bibles around him.

Boy – (mumbling)”I p-p-promise, I won’t d-deal or worship S-Satan again, g-god..”
Priest – “What is wrong, little boy?”
Boy – “I was just worshiping Satan when these bibles fell on my head!”
Priest – “So you are finally going to convert to the better will, I see?”
Boy – “Yes, YES, I w-will!”

They continue on, to see a small figure writhing on the ground.

Foot Soldier – “Dear god, what happened to you?”
Girl – “M-M-my mom f-farted… hahahahaha… and s-she… hahah… blew… u-up the…the…the neighbor’s h-house… hahahahahha….”

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