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Penguin Bar Joke

Well, this is my grandma’s favorite joke- she cracks up even when everybody else is silent… Okay here goes:

A penguin walks into a bar and says:

“Have you seen my son?”

Bartender says:

“I don’t know, what does he look like?”

…Yeah. Its supposed to be funny because ‘all penguins look the same’!

Ha.Ha.


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