Just trying to clear it up

This girl walks into a bar and this guy is telling the joke about the japanese guy. You know the one “plug it in plug it in” right? Well it’s the girl’s favorite joke so she sits down to listen. She hears him screw it up so she gets up on the table where he’s sitting. “Your telling it wrong.” she says to the guy. “Well than YOU tell it.” he said. “Fine.” she says turning to the crowd. “So this Japenese guy comes to America and he learns how to say three things, ‘mi mi mi mi mi’, ‘forks and knives forks and knives’ , and plug it in plug it in’. So he’s at a crime scene. The police officer asks him if he knows who comitted the crime and he says ‘mi mi mi mi mi’ so he takes him downtown and they ask him how he did it so he says ‘forks and knives forks and knives’ so they take him to court. The judge asks him if he wuld prefer a life sentence to jail or the electric chair. So he says ‘plug it in plug it in’ and his last words are bzzzzzzzz” she finishes. “And then tis really cute girl bangs a guy who told thatjoke wrong.” she added. Then the guy asked,”What was the point of that last bit?” She looked at him smiling, “I was just trying to clear up what my schedule is. The guy agreed enthusiastically to her “schedule”

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