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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he
engaged to have sex.

“What’s that?” he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use a hole
in the trunk of a tree.”

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will
show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the
ground and spread her legs. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in
here.”

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually
she managed to gasp, What the hell did you do that for?"

“Just checking for bees,” said Tarzan.


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