Dashing through the snow, on a broken pair of skis. Over the hills we go, crashing into trees! haha haha, the snow is turning red, I think im, almost dead, and now im in the Hos-pit-al with stitches in my head, Oh jingle bells, jingle bells Santa Clause is dead! Roudolph got a .22 and shot him in the hea-ad. Barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life, But G.I Joe From Mexico, stabbed her with a knife.

Glory Glory Hallelujah! The Teacher hit me with a ruler, I hid behind the door, with a loaded .44 and she ain’t my teacher no more. I went to her funeral; I peed on her grave; Some people Threw flowers, I tossed some grenades! The cops came and got me to take me away, But I got out my Bazooka, And blasted that day!