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Birdy

one day there was a bum that loved on the beach with no clothes.Then one day a little girl asked him what was that pointing at his penis.He covered it and said its a birdy.Then the next night the man woke up and looked at his penis as it hurt alot.The little girl hands were bloody .The cops stopped her and asked he why her hands were like that.She told them she went at night and was playing with the mans birdy then it spit at her and she snappeed its neck!!!!!!!


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