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there was an english man a scotish man anjd daffy duck the walk into a pub after a few pints the english man goes down stair to the toilet and finds a fiver on the table he picks it up and he heres a voice saying “I am the ghost of auntie mable leave the fiver on the table” so the english man runes back up stairs.After another few pints the scotish man goes to the toilet and see’s the fiver he picks it up and heres the same voice “I am the ghost of auntie mable leave the fiver on the table” and he runs back up stairs after another few pints daffy duck goes to the toilet and see’s the fiver on the table and heres the same voice “I am the ghost of auntie mable leave the fiver on the table” and daffy duck replies “I am the ghost of daffy duck pick up the fiver and run like FUCK!”


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