Thanksgiving Dinner

Kimmy’s Mom and Dad were fighting on Thanksgiving and she decided she was going to listen to them fight. Well her Dad said “Your a bitch”. Kimmy said “Daddy, Whats a bitch?” He said “It’s a Woman” Kimmy’s Mom said “Well your a bastard,” Kimmy asked what a bastard was, and her Mom said “Oh, sweetie, it’s a Man” Kimmy’s Dad said “You have uneven titties,” Kimmy said,” Daddy what are uneven titties” he said “That’s a coat” her Mom said “You have shriveled up balls” Kimmy, again said, “Mommy what are shriveled up balls” Her mom said “OH, that’s hat!” Kimmy said okay, and her Mom went to the kitchen and her Dad went to the bathroom. She followed her Dad, and he had started shaving by the time Kimmy got there, he was shaving and he cut himself. He said “SHIT” really loud and Kimmy said “Daddy what is shit” He said, “It’s shaving cream”. So she went to see went to see what her Mom was doing. She was stuffing the turkey, and she dropped her knife and said “FUCK”, Kimmy asked “Mommy what is Fuck” She said “It’s another word for stuffing the turkey. The doorbell rang _DING_DONG, so Kimmy answered the door and said “Hey all you bitches and bastards, give me your uneven titties and shriveled up balls, because Daddy is upstairs putting shit on his face, and Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey”

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