My blonde friend called me and asked me for my phone number
yesterday I went to my blonde friends house and she was staring at an orange juice box I asked her why she said cause it says concentrate
She put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind
She tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
She tried to drown a fish
She got locked in a grocery store and strved to death
she tripped over a cordless phone
She asked for a price check at the dollar store
She slept with a ruler to see how long she slept
She studied for a blood test
When she heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home so she moved
when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice
when she took you to an airport she saw a sign that said “airport left” she turned around and went home.
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