BLonde Joke

My blonde friend called me and asked me for my phone number

yesterday I went to my blonde friends house and she was staring at an orange juice box I asked her why she said cause it says concentrate

She put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind

She tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

She tried to drown a fish

She got locked in a grocery store and strved to death

she tripped over a cordless phone

She asked for a price check at the dollar store

She slept with a ruler to see how long she slept

She studied for a blood test

When she heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home so she moved

when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice

when she took you to an airport she saw a sign that said “airport left” she turned around and went home.

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