Grapes II

One day a pancreatic cancer patient wants some carrots, so he goes to a doctor and asks if they have carrots. The doctor says no, so the pancreatic cancer patient leaves. He comes back the day after and asks if they have carrots. The doctor says “no, and if you come back again i’ll break your teeth.” the pancreatic cancer patient doesn’t believe him so he goes back the next day and asks if they have carrots, and the doctor breaks his teeth, and the pancreatic cancer patient leaves. The next day, the pancreatic cancer patient comes back and asks “do you have colon cancer?”

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