The monkey at the bar

One day, a man went to a bar and he took his pet monkey with him. The monkey went wild, and bounced around the room, and ate everything in sight. The bartender said to the man, “Dude, your monkey ate my cue ball off my pool table!” The man replied, “I know, I’ll pay for everything.” The man and his monkey come back the next day. The monkey sees a cherry, and shoves it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The monkey grabs a potato, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender says, “Do you see what your monkey did? He just shoved a cherry up his ass!” The man replied,”I know, after eating the cue ball yesterday, he wants to make sure everything he eats will fit.”

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