Best Jokes EVAR! pt1

A little girl kept answering question after question the teacher asked during sunday school. a boy was sitting next to her and poked her with a pencil everytime she answered the question. The teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam when they were trying to make kids?” The little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. right before she answered, the boy poked her with the pencil. The little girl says, “If you poke me with that thing one more time, i’ll break it!!”

One day there was a kid masterbathing in his room.Then his dad walks in.The dad said,son you got to stop masterbathing or youll be blind.The kid says, DAD im over here.

Yo Momma

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

Yo mamas so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag, he potato sacks

What do you call a blonde that dyes their hair brown??
Artificial Intelligence

Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito???
When you slap it the mosquito stops sucking

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