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Rescue Helicopter

There was 5 People hanging off a rescue wire from a rescue helicopter
There was four females and one male.
The Pilot of the Helicopter said that the loads too heavy and unless
one of them jumps off they will all surely die.

They all look at each other and ask who will jump – after five minutes
of talking around and as the Rescue Helicopter slowly nears the Shark Infested Sea the male stands up and says ; “I will let go and save you all as a male must save females just like Knights Save Princesses” He keeps going on about how lots of men saved females by killing themselves. They were all so touched and started crying. Sadly enough these females were forgetful and as they went to wipe there eyes… They fell.


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