the curious kid

one day there was this kid and he hers his parents fighting his dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom called his dad a bastard. so he goes up to his mom and says “mom whats a bastard.” she said “its a nice way to call man. then he goes to his dad and says ” dad whats a bitch.” he says “its a nice way to call a lady.” so then he hears his neighbors fighting and heard dick and vagina. so he goes to his dad and says “dad whats a dick.” his dad says “its a hat.” then he goes to mom and asks “mom whats a vagina” she says ” its a coat. then his mom is making dinner and she cuts herself cutting the turkey and she says fuck so he ask his mom what fuck meant and she said its what you do to the turkey. then his dad is shaving and he says shit so he asks his dad what shit means and his father says its a type of shaving cream. so finally two friends come over and he says “hello bitches and bastards may i take your dick and vagina because my moms fucking the turkey and my dads shaving the shit off his face.”

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