a guy walks into a doctors place and says DICK DOCTOR DICK DOCTOR I NEED A NEW DICK the dick doctor says we hav wood,metal,and 100 ft long the guy says ill take the. . . wood one NOW!!! he says O.K the guy walks out a new guy comes in and says DICK DOCTOR DICK DOCTOR I NEED A NEW DICK NOW!!! the dick doctor says KK no problem we hav metal,and 100 ft long the guy says ill take it he leaves
another guy walks in and says the same as the others the dick doctor says we only hav 100 ft left he says ill take it
the next day the first guy walks in says i hate my new dick the dick doctor says why?
the guy says my girl friend doesnt like splinters the dick doctor gives his dick bak
then the 2 guy comes bak says I WANT MY OLD DICK BACK NOW!!! the dick doctor says y?
the guy says the metal is to cold for her “dood its winter” he gets his dick bak
then the 3rd guy comes back DICK DOCTOR DICK DOCTOR I LOVE MY NEW DICK the dick doctor says y? all the others don’t
the 3rd guy says because im fucking my girlfriend from here
| babies 3 | 25/114 | 42 |
| Shark Teeth | 59/45 | 7 |
| Look! Kittens! | 319/75 | 30 |
| dock | 56/210 | 25 |
| Skydiving | 112/129 | 89 |
| yo moma | 115/171 | 51 |
| yo moma | 57/196 | 49 |
| Mama Joke | 91/180 | 35 |
| the 3 kids and the genie | 272/53 | 37 |
| healthcare the way it should be | 63/148 | 39 |
| If Michael Jackson were a fish...... | 78/299 | 125 |
| The Hippie and the Nun | 281/25 | 39 |
| 6 was scared of 7... | 106/203 | 35 |
| The REAL Jaws! | 305/64 | 29 |
| your mom & god | 111/138 | 105 |
| Archive | ||